OUT & ABOUT:
– When jogging, I like to make special trips through fast food restaurants parking lots. I won’t say anything to potential customers. I think my very presence, speaks on them on many levels. Once in a while, a car will pull out of the drive thru, most likely over come with with guilt. What?? I can’t help that’s it own my jogging course.
– I wave hello to random people, that I don’t know.
– Sometimes I walk to the beat of the music, and (sometimes I silently have a soundtrack in my head)
AT HOME:
– When I sneeze, I say: “Excuse me, Bless Me, Thank you”. Cuts out the middle man.. If I said “You’re Welcome” then I would be considered sorta weird
– I used plastic-ware, so that I will never technically have to do the dishes, because technically I never dirty up any dishes. Saves water right?
IN THE CAR:
-If driving, and you go to sleep on me, I’ll slam on breaks and start screaming
-If in the passenger side, I normally attempt to strangle myself at the stop lights
- If in the back of car, I will rock the car at the stop lights, by grab both “Oh SHIT” handle and shifting my weight
AT THE GYM:
–If I’m asked how many sets I have left, I usually give an super high number like 15
–I switch the Time Elapsed to Time Remaining, so that people wont stand behind when my time is almost up.
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