Things I Do that Aggrevate People..

OUT & ABOUT:
– When jogging, I like to make special trips through fast food restaurants parking lots. I won’t say anything to potential customers. I think my very presence, speaks on them on many levels. Once in a while,  a car will pull out of the drive thru, most likely over come with with guilt.  [...]

Random Laws of the Land

Here are a list of random laws from the from places that I have lived and/or planning on moving too.
North Carolina: Home State
1. Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them.(so what is the tax on LSD, and Coke again?)
2. Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
3.Severing Alcohol at a [...]

So, I Picked up a Prostitute!

Ohh you know this is going to be a good one. I think it’s best told like this…
So I’m driving around my small little tranquil town. I mean a town so safe, we’ve had two murders in the past 25 years. Well I’m driving through a small community and I see a woman walking. And [...]

MLK Jokes

Here’s a list of all the jokes I received on MLK Jr. Day. Some require setups..
Well yesterday, on Monday, I ventured to school(YES SCHOOL, the FILM SCHOOL stops for no one) and I was greeted by one of my fellow classmates, while walking down a long hallways with editing suits.
Sylvia:” Morning Justin, today I [...]

Dear Comcast

Dear F*cking Mother F*cking Comcast,
I’m writing this letter in protest against you, your services and any all things you stand for. You are prehaps the worst business and minternet and cable provider I have ever had encountered. Why am so angry let me list the ways.
1. Mr. Comcast, I explained to you that [...]

Tagged: Eight Dirty Secerts

I’ve been tagged by the little kissing bandit, Dame. (cheeky monkey)
Okay, so here be the golden rules:
*We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.
* Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
* People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules. At [...]