Things I Do that Aggrevate People..

OUT & ABOUT:
– When jogging, I like to make special trips through fast food restaurants parking lots. I won’t say anything to potential customers. I think my very presence, speaks on them on many levels. Once in a while,  a car will pull out of the drive thru, most likely over come with with guilt.  [...]

MLK Jokes

Here’s a list of all the jokes I received on MLK Jr. Day. Some require setups..
Well yesterday, on Monday, I ventured to school(YES SCHOOL, the FILM SCHOOL stops for no one) and I was greeted by one of my fellow classmates, while walking down a long hallways with editing suits.
Sylvia:” Morning Justin, today I [...]

Tagged: Eight Dirty Secerts

I’ve been tagged by the little kissing bandit, Dame. (cheeky monkey)
Okay, so here be the golden rules:
*We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.
* Players start with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
* People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules. At [...]

Fun Friday:Cheating Joke

                                       “Hello?”
“Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy busy?”   
“No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” 
  After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got
an Uncle Paul.”   “
Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.”   
Brief Pause. “Uh, okay then, this is what I want [...]

The Types of People You Should Be Friends With Part I

1. The Mechanic – Always great to know a great mechanic. Saves you much time and money.  Follow their advice and your car will never give you any serious trouble.  If the day of the “Great Breakdown” happens, you’ll be assured that you won’t get reamed by other mechanics. My mechanic, is a guy name [...]

You Do the Math

Since Friday is a holiday, I’ll go ahead leave you with something for the weekend. I know I’m going to get lashes for this, but I thought it was sort of funny, sort of I say sort of.

         ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart [...]