Let me tell you something about us guys, if you didn’t already know we’re stupid, even the smart ones. We make mistakes, which only God knows why. We almost view life as one big game of Trial and Error. I promise you it makes sense to us in the moment. It’s only later, till we get that “What the heck” look, someone gets hurts or we’re fussed at, do we see the error of our ways.
We’re so very clueless about things. I swear we are normally not aware when a girl likes us. It’s not that we don’t notice you, it’s just we are completely out it most of the time. We’re slow and it takes a while for us to catch on, OK!! Ladies if you try to drop hints, no WOMAN talk please. It doesn’t have to be extremely explicit, but don’t confuse us. Look we don’t always know when to bring, flowers, or candy, so bear with us.
We don’t mean to hurt ourselves, really. Unlike daughters, the hardest times aren’t those hormonal, moody teenage years, it’s keeping us alive, until we are..let’s jsut go with alive period. On top of all of this, we do stupid things, for fun; spinning doughnuts, and doing 360’s in cars. We like to climb things, jump from high places, place CDs in microwaves(gets me everytime); we throw things, break things all for fun We rig things to do things, they’re not suppose to do. It’s just something about lighter fluid, matches and open spaces that attracts us. We’re just wired to do such things.
So please be patient with us everyone, and understand, we just can’t help it sometimes. J