So, ok, some of you may know, I’m plotting to take over the world, my avenue of attack;MOIVES. I love them, hate them, can’t live without them. So you can only begin to understand how excited I get during the summer blockbuster months. I’m at the movies at-least once a week, if not more. I’m about to release my inner nerd;you have been warned
Outside of the Bad Acting, Crammed Story Lines, and the Nauseating love story between Peter Parker and MJ, as if those weren’t enough, here are my top 3 reason for NOT SEEING SPIDER-MAN 3….
1. CGI Air Fighting(Over the top FX)–I’m sorry but I as more impressed with the Matrix Revolutions SuperBrawl(Final Battle) air fighting, than SM3. At least MRevolutions, used real people in the majority of the fight scene. The CGI fighting in the air was just to much in SM3, I couldn’t take it. Made all the battle slight boring. Creative in some spots but just not as visually aweing as I thought it was going to be. The CGI in general was way over the top in some parts. I can understand Sandman, near perfection, but enough is enough.
2. Lack of Humor– Seriously where was the humor. I mean outside of the Jameson scene there was nothing.. I found myself laughing at other things.. the little black kid during the City of the Key scene, and Peter’s little motorbike…ummm that’s pretty sad. You gotta keep your audience entertain.
3. Had the Been there Done that feel.. Maybe it’s just me, but I’m just tired of SM I think. How many more buildings can he swing from, how many more WEB slinsg, can he use to propel himself etc. Just felt old and dated.
This isn’t a proper review, just a list of Reasons for not liking SM3–
More Review/Rants to Come this Summer