I’m so bored. I’m sitting here in this umm
presentation PRISONtation. Someone please let me outta here. We are all being talked down to, on the most easiest of tasks. Every one is so quiet, I don’t think half of the people in this room are alive. It’s times like these. that makes me wonder if one can actually die from boredom. That would be a horrible way to GO, right? Not as bad a dying of syphilis, but still..
Ahh, yet another technical difficultly. Hmm figures.. Whew– a break from her voice.
(2 mins later)
She did not just make fun of Southerners, with a “directions joke”. 1 2 Wait for it…. 3– Cue the crickets..
The only slightest cool aspect; the presenter has a slider counter on the screen. Sigh–only 65 more slides to go. I think I’ll just ask the guy on my right, to make sure my puddle of drool doesn’t short circuit the keyboard, orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr maybe I should hit his power button to cause some co-motion.(get it… No… Loser)