Here’s a list of all the jokes I received on MLK Jr. Day. Some require setups..
Well yesterday, on Monday, I ventured to school(YES SCHOOL, the FILM SCHOOL stops for no one) and I was greeted by one of my fellow classmates, while walking down a long hallways with editing suits.
Sylvia:” Morning Justin, today I just wanna say black people are beautiful”.
Me: I”m handsome everyday
David: Justin, why are you here, it’s MLK Day, bro
Me: Its MLK day everyday, when I look over and see your God-awful face sitting next to me. Thank YOU intergeration
Tom(Last name is Washington): Dude, it’s MLK, go home..
Me: Do you go home for Presidents Day?
Tom: Huh? I don’t get it
Me: That’s why we are in school today, so one day you will…
Phone Call: Vanessa(Hispanic): Don’t you think it’s ironic, that because of a black man, that all the white people have off today, and all the black people have to work?
Me: LOL…good point
Another friend who is a teacher back in NC also calls.
Chris: Hey man, thanks for the day off, kids are driving me crazy.
Me: Yanno, I read the “I Have Dream” speech, in the 6 grade, you do know I’m not the real MLK. Jr., nor am I related
Chris: Oh.. Right. Thats sorta disappointing. Now what reason do I have to like you?
Me: Do you want me to list the reasons why I dislike you. Cause I could
That about sums it up. Over and Out.